But I fear, fellow wanderersacross virtual Faerun, some of you are making the choices of cowards.
You know, D&D things.
Since our launch in August, over 1.3 million players have completed Baldur’s Gate 3.
Gif: Larian Studios
A number almost equaled by those of you transformed into a wheel of cheese.
Number of you who started an Honour Mode playthrough?
158'000 Of those players, 464 parties have made it to the end already.
34'000 of you…have already met your match.
Wheres your sense of adventure, people!?
Or player raunchiness, sometimes, when the mood at the table is right and things are handled delicately.
One of those things is wildshaped druid sex, and clearly not enough of you are getting it.
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