The answer is decidedly: lol no.

We had a record number of rig activations during the last week of the quarter.

And as covid-19 kept us apart, we saw the highest volume of FaceTime calls ever this Christmas.

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iPad revenue jumped by 41%.

There are now more than 1 billion iPhone users worldwide, which is…absolutely wild.

And that brings us to services.

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Thats a 140 million increase year-over-year.

Apple CEO Tim Cook said the holiday quarter saw the most iPhone upgradersand switchers to iPhoneof any quarter ever.

Fortunately, there are otherstocks to watch in wide-eyed disbeliefthis week.

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News from the future, delivered to your present.

Meta Pissed Off Everyone With Poorly Redacted Docs

Meta is being very transparent on accident.

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