A new round of laptopsappeared in the Apple Storethis morning, which is bad news if you ask me.

Yesterday, there were four distinct models of MacBooks.

Now, there are two.

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Neither of them is particularly impressive.

Lets start with the faithful departed.

Apple just killed the only MacBook Pro with physical function keys as well as the cute 12-inch MacBook.

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Maybe Im sentimental or just old-fashioned, but I loved that MacBook Pro with the physical F keys.

We were old friends!

So I guess its not a huge surprise that Apple made some serious changes in its new lineup.

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A lot of people will like what Apple is selling now.

It also has Touch ID and Apples T2 security chip, which are both great.

Meanwhile, theres a new MacBook Air that now has a True Tone Retina display as well.

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Apple even lowered the price of the entry-level model to $1,100.

It used to be $1,200,which was too expensive.

Meanwhile, the MacBook Air still has physical F keys as well as Touch ID.

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Apple is framing this release as a sort ofback-to-school special.

College students can get the entry-level MacBook Air for $1,000 or the entry-level MacBook Pro for $1,200.

Apple will also throw in a set of Beats Studio3 wireless headphones for no additional cost.

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Students could also justbuy a Chromebook for $500and use the headphones they probably already own.

One of those choices includes a Touch Bar that many people find useless.

I think the Touch Bar is one of the worst things Apple has made in recent memory.

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Like the Siri button thats right there next to the delete key.

If Siri is enabled, youll probably accidentally beckon it nine times a day.

And dont even get me started on the play/pause button.

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Some people like the Touch Bar, I realize.

Plenty of people hated they 12-inch MacBook and, probably, chose not to buy them.

The fact that Apple is offering fewer laptop choices to its users still stinks.

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Youll always be able to spend a lot of money on Apple products.

They just might not be the products you want.

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