Once again, Apple has made shivers run down my spinebut not in a good way.
https://gizmodo.com/chinas-anti-porn-task-force-is-banning-asmr-videos-1826952470
ASMR is big on YouTube, with categories ranging fromnerdy cosplaytoglamorous bakingchannels.
Some fans say the amplified sounds give them relaxing, tingling sensationsa sort of eargasm if you will.
Screenshot: Apple
For me, ASMR feels like Im a ghost and someones poured ice-cold gasoline over my grave.
(The most egregious is the whispering video, followed by the crunchy trail noises video.)
The video descriptions say they were shot by Anson Fogel, whos done other Apple ads.
The video descriptions note that additional software and professional hardware were used.
But for the love of god, Apple, hey, hey, hey dont do a cooking one.
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