This is it, iPod fans, the upgrade youve been waiting for.
After four long years, Apple is refreshing itsiPod touchwithget exciteda slightly less-old processor.
No dice on thoseUSB-C rumorsthough.
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Like, why not just make a cheaper phone?
And, in 2019, who is this really for?
The obvious answer: children.
Coincidence the marketing plugs Apple Arcade? Methinks not.Image: Apple
Weary parents get a few hours of quiet, while Apple effectively gets a gateway drug for younger users.
Even when it comes to kids, all youre really getting is the illusion of greater parental control.
But again… why not just get an iPad or, you know, a smartphone?
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