The problem: Koorey hasnt driven in four years.
She doesnt even own a car.
At that license plate of hers that keeps getting tagged with citations?
A model replica of the USS Enterprise NCC-1701 from Star Trek: The Original Series© Andrew Matthews/PA Images via Getty Images
She turned those in years ago.
To get that ID on a Constitution-class starship, you have to go through the United Federation of Planets.
So when the tickets get sent out, they end up going to her address.
Koorey has been fined for just about everything imaginable.
Shes gotten tickets for speeding, parking infractions, running red lights.
She regularly gets E-ZPass toll fees when the license plate scanners spot the NCC-1701 plates.
For their part, the New York Department of Motor Vehicles seems unable to fix the issue.
The problem, it seems, stems from other states.
Part of the issue may be that DMVs are woefully behind the times when it comes to information sharing.
Whatever the cause, heres a simple request: leave Beda Koorey alone, already.
Finding peace from the DMV should not have to be the final frontier for her.
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