Elon Musk Has a New Excuse for Not Making It to Mars

Elon Musk has saida lot of stupid stuffover the years.

Now, Musk has a new excuse for not going to Mars: presidential candidate Kamala Harris.

Im going to chalk this up to sour grapes over Tuesdays presidential debate.

Elon Musk at the 2024 U.S. Open

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MAGA folks have been taking the debate results rather hard, and it isnt hard to see why.

Harris kicked Trumps ass yesterday, and it wasnt even close.

Notably, she did not use Elon Musks X to make her announcement.

President Donald Trump and billionaire oligarch Elon Musk at UFC 314 at the Kaseya Center on Saturday, April 12, 2025, in downtown Miami.

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Elon Musk, CEO of Tesla, during a cabinet meeting at the White House in Washington, DC, US, on Thursday, April 10, 2025.

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Donald Trump and Elon Musk speak in the Oval Office before departing the White House on his way to his South Florida home in Mar-a-Lago in Florida on March 14, 2025.

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U.S. President Donald Trump speaks to the media during a guided tour of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts before leading a board meeting on March 17, 2025 in Washington, DC.