And the money men arent happy.
In after-hours trading, Apple saw around$9 billion wiped from its market cap.
Now in the world of fickle stocks, Apples considered a relatively stable and good buy.
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Hell, $9 billion is only a1 percentdrop.
(Its, of course, also $9 billion.)
Plus, its not like Ive is really going anywhere.
Reports are saying his new design firm,LoveFrom, will still count Apple among its clients.
Also, when was the last time Ive has really done anything?
Hes been enjoying one of those amorphous and cushy executive positions without any real responsibility for years.
But, seriously, hes not aiming a bazooka at Apple and flipping the bird.
If you have Apple stock, chill.
Hold it in your arms like the precious gold nugget it is.
In any case, sudden dips like this arent likely to lastApple will bounce back.
Its just funny as hell right now.
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