TheFleshlight Motionis like an ottoman with a fake vagina on the side.
You have sex with it.
I did the deed with an inanimate object so you dont have to, and these are my results.
But theyre both just different versions of the same rubber vagina.
In theory, theres nothing wrong with using an object to help out your solo stimulation.
After all, ladies have all sorts of fun toys that they use, and its pretty acceptable.
But the male sex toy has never really caught on.
Now that Ive used one, I can see why.
Theyre made of a rubbery material that feels absolutely nothing like anything resembling a human body part.
And have you thought about what happens when youre done?
This is no kleenex cleanup, my friends.
you should probably go to a sink and rinse out your rubber vagina and its plastic case.
Imagine doing that, and imagine how youd feel about yourself at that moment.
Got that picture in mind?
Its worse than that.
And far be it from me to tell you what feels good and what doesnt.
But theFleshlight Motion, well, thats just too much.
Seriously, where are you supposed to put this thing?
A gigantic leather sex toy is the ultimate dealbreaker if a potential mate comes over.
I mean, how can you really justify a huge box with a vagina?
This just shows an extreme dedication to a party where only you and your penis are invited.
I mean, its so perfect.
You just cant improve on that.
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