or some other dark force is secretly drugging us all via vapors released from airplanes.
Why are THEY drugging us?
That part is sorta unclear, although there are plenty of theories.
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What Mastrianos legislation would do is effectively ban experimental forms of weather modification from occurring within the state.
The Pennsylvania Capital-Staroriginally reportedon Mastrianos memo.
Mastriano formerly ran for governor of Pennsylvania in 2022 butlost to Democrat Josh Shapiro.
Gizmodo reached out to Mastriano for comment and will update this story if he responds.
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