And if youre thinking hey, that sounds terrible, you really dont know the half of it.

Because listening to this song may make you question some very fundamental things about the world.

Like whether the invention of music itself was a bad idea.

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Or, to put it more specifically, a date-aversary gift.

This year I worked with @tpain on our own version of this lyrical masterpiece.

Sound on for the track and also available on Spotify.

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Is that the most romantic thing Ive ever done?

Or it could just be a silly thing that one really rich guy wanted to do.

And Zuck is absolutely correct that you’ve got the option to hear it for yourself onSpotify.

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If youre so inclined.

The song is conspicuously absent from YouTube and Apple Music.

How did you fare after hearing that?

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Would you like to stick foreign objects into your ear canal to make the sounds stop?

Are you questioning the existence of God?

It may not be that God himself is dead.

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Maybe this song proves something else.

Maybe God is real and he wants us to suffer.

Theres plenty of other evidence for that today.

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Did you see Donald Trump is going tonominate Matt Gaetzfor Attorney General?

Because thats real too.

God indeed wants us to suffer.

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News from the future, delivered to your present.

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U.S. President Donald Trump speaks to the media during a guided tour of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts before leading a board meeting on March 17, 2025 in Washington, DC.

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An image of a small disposable vape with a green case and mouth piece and visible oil in a clear container.

An image of a hand holding a black vape with a vibrant blue chamber where you can faintly see a laser.

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