Next week, Osgood PerkinsThe Monkeyfinally hits theaters in all its drumroll, gory glory.
Most of us will probably see itin theatersor on TV when it hits VOD and streaming.
But for others, they may beblessedwith the opportunity to watch it in their church.
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Its the silliest marketing gimmick for what looks like an extremely silly movie, gruesome deaths and all.
(One review was evenprinted on a t-shirt, which no, you cant buy.)
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