Who has time to watch a whole viral video anymore?
Between Tweeting, drinking Mountain Dew, and doing backflips, our attention spans are shorter than ever.
SoUGO curated50 of the best viral videos under a half minute long.
Enjoy:
50.
NASA High Five Denied
Were launching people into space, dude.
I dont have time for a high five.
Dog Milks Goat
In olden times, everybody had to help out around the farm.
Even if you were wearing your best clothes.
Giant Ape Flips Off Helicopter
After punching it into a cliff face, of course.
TV Faceplant
This wacky stunt didnt work out quite as well as intended.
Maybe they needed more grease.
Gym Accident
Setting this to Lets Get Physical makes it, in my opinion.
Worlds Second Hardest Skateboard Trick
Id like to see you pull this off, buddy.
Barack Obamas Two Dads
ABCs Terry Moran maybe needs to take a refresher course on where babies come from.
Mountain Bike Stairs Fail
42.
Breakdance Cat
You have to wait your turn to bust a move, or else stuff like this happens.
Dramatic Prairie Dog
This little guy became quite the Internet sensation a few years ago.
Then somebody ate him.
The BBQr
This is a mistake just about anybody could make.
Okay, maybe not anybody.
Boise State Cowbell Girl
More cowbell!
And more feeling behind it!
Volkswagen T3 Crash Test
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukq-UUQAcZs
So dont crash one of these.
Or if you do, verify youre riding in the trunk, where its safe.
Six seconds of absolute perfection.
Three words, one slap, and a goofy thumbs-up.
The apotheosis of the viral video.
Fatty Bump Fires A Beretta
What he lacks in dodging power he makes up for in shots fired.
Colins Bear Animation
Boy, that art school tuition was money well spent.
Big ups, Colin.
Girl Pukes On Plane
Gravity is perhaps Mans (and womans) greatest enemy.
Not for the weak of stomach.
Soccer Karma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVQVpuaB-nc
Its rare that the wheel of Karma turns so quickly.
One bitchy move by a goalie = one scored goal in less than ten seconds.
Burger King Drunk Fail
26.
German Weightlifting Accident
Love the high-pitched Mama!
when the sheez goes down.
How To Undress In Two Seconds
Japan: where they have everything down to a science.
Motorcycle Jump Goes Wrong
Okay, usually you make the motorcycle jump over something else.
Bet you wish you were wearing a helmet on your nuts, smart guy.
Dont Piss Off The Horse
20.
Giant Seagull
Amazingly enough, that wasnt even the top story of the day.
Mustache On The Peoples Court
The best Peoples Court closing interview of all time.
Chuck Storm Reporting Blooper
He puts the action in Action News!
Roof Jump Miss
15.
Wal-Mart Moonwalk
This almost makes going to Wal-Mart seem fun.
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12.
Go, Dog, Go
They say you cant teach an old dog new tricks.
Banana Man
I would let this guy sell me bananas any day of the week and twice on Sundays.
Tabasco In The Eye
Some poor chump drips Tabasco sauce into his eye.
I dont think I could handle it if this video was any longer than 19 seconds.
Tech Watch Puke
8.
Raptors Mascot Eats It
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZz40Wq_ZiU
Bad things happening to mascots is always funny.
Backyard Wrestler Entrance Fail
5.
Zombie Fish Punch
What do you do with a zombie fish?
Punch it in the mush, of course.
Tyra Banks Kiss My Fat Ass
Can you sum up Tyra Banks in five seconds?
Heck yeah it’s possible for you to.
Van Stoppie
Forget every negative thing Ive ever said about soccer moms and minivans.
Vending Machine Backflip
Lets do one more parkour fail for the road, shall we?
Nice visor, holmes.
And to close, a little piece of magic from Silent Night, Deadly Night.
Where replacements were available, they have been inserted instead.
News from the future, delivered to your present.
But he hasn’t been serving jail time because of it.
