Just in case you are wondering, the answer to that question should always be yes.
Warning: This article is very NSFW.
You have been warned.
Costume designers were fussing over shoe sizes and zippers, while the stars sat still for makeup.
Some were even getting their foreheads glued on, like Worf (Mickey Mod).
The star of Star Trek: The Next Penetration was Ingrid Mouth, who looked oddly familiar.
Hey, I was at your house!
she said cheerfully when I introduced myself.
Now I would get to watch her in a gang bang with five members of Starfleet.
So that was happening.
But it wasnt just any gang bang.
Ingrid told me shed always thought Data was hot because hes basically a sentient sex toy.
Hes able to process and apply the data from thousands of cultures sexual histories, she explained.
Plus, he can do it really quicklyhis response times are fast.
Hed pick up on your subtle body language and figure out the best sexual response.
And Data will never get emotionally attached to you.
Industrial and austere, it looked like a cargo bay from Star Trek, or maybe Battlestar Galactica.
As I took in the ambience, a debate broke out over Ingrids bra.
Should it light up?
Would the guys be able to tear it off fast?
Finally, Fivestar and Grace stepped in to sort everything out with a more rippable piece of lingerie.
Outside the set, the cast and crew gathered for a final huddle before the action.
Ramping up for a Kink shoot involves a lot of checking in and discussion.
Fivestar asked Ingrid about her limits, her safewords, and what she was ready to do that day.
Then she popped the big question.
So, are we gonna do some DP?
Fivestar was referring to the gold standard of porn tropes, the double penetration shot.
Yeah, its my first time!
When Ingrid smiled, her eyes actually twinkled.
Yes, this was a job.
But she was clearly having fun.
When youre watching porn, you rarely think about whats happening outside the frame.
Fivestar reads Wolf his lines while Ingrid laughs.
Open it up is a common direction on set.
The videographer, El Toro, lit key parts of the scene with two fluorescent tubes.
You basically have to be a pro to fuck under these conditions.
She could see everything that the camera saw, from six feet away.
After a little oral and vadge, the plot took a turn.
Then Picard (Owen Gray).
Then a blueshirt (Gage Sin).
it’s possible for you to tell a horny Trek fan wrote this script.
Notice that Ingrid is balancing on one leg.
She had to have sex in that position for quite a while!
Thats when the action started to get crazy.
Flip her over into a new positionwhatever is comfortable for you guys.
Remember to rip her clothes off first.
It doesnt have to be much vadge, because she likes anal.
Yeah, use a condom for vadge c’mon.
And lets go for some finger fucking.
Is that OK, Ingrid?
Also, keep talking.
Is she a slut?
Does she like to get fucked?
You know, that kind of thing.
Of course this was a Starfleet scenario, so the actors customized the dialogue.
Mickey, as Worf, was particularly hilarious.
At last it was time for the DP, which would require a lot of choreography.
He was on vadge duty.
This was a gang bang, after allevery one of her holes would be explored.
Is she ready for dicks in both holes?
Make it so, Picard replied.
Eventually, the DP scene got rolling.
The actors started to look sweaty and slightly mesmerized.
When things are this physically intense and intimate, you have to be able to giggle a lot.
You also need a lot of endurance.
Which they didfor over three hours.
But that didnt make their accomplishments any less magnificent.
Ingrid had to be an athlete too.
Im doing great, she said, every time Fivestar asked.
Fivestar tells everybody where to put their dicks.
Fivestar darted in several times, repositioning everyone.
We got a lot of good content, she said with a laugh.
Ingrid got on her knees, mouth open to receive the best of what Starfleet had to offer.
Im like a baby bird!
This is why internet porn costs money, people.
At last the shoot was over.
That looked great everybody, Fivestar said with an infectious grin.
The stars got into fluffy robes and cleaned up with the ubiquitous baby wipes.
I could do this for another hour!
I was worried about Mickey, who had been the anchor man for the whole epic DP scene.
Mostly it wasnt hard on my neck, he assured me.
It was all that weight on my back.
There was a lot of trust on the set.
And they were acting out a real sex fantasy of the woman at the center of the action.
There are good days and bad days at every job, and making porn is no exception.
Some models who work at Kink have complained about uncomfortable bondage, and neglectful producers.
That said, porn in the 2010s is a lot safer than its ever been before.
And they have to undergo a pretty rigorous background check to prove that theyre over 18.
Most of all, the final product must appear flawlessly sexy.
All you should see is a gang thats coming boldly where no one has come before.
Theres a difference between a generic wank flick and a fantastic work of pornography.
And what you cant see, beyond the camera frame, truly matters.
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