Did you know that the first vibrator in history may have been invented by Egyptian Queen Cleopatra?
Apparently, she had the idea of filling a hollow gourd with angry bees.
The violent buzzing caused the gourd to vibrate and then… well, then, the rest is history.
Whether this was true or not, we will never know.
Called Little Gold, its the true MacBook Pro of vibrators, created 2050 years after Cleopatras DIY unit.
Too late for both the Queen and Liz Taylor.
This Victorian Era rig was handcranked.
I dont know how it worked or what effect it had.
And I dont want to know.
OK, I lie, I want to know.
Asscary in theory, but infinitely excitingor so the dames with insensitive clitorises say.
The Manipulator (1891) Form 6 (2006)
The Manipulator.
Another Victorian Era vibrator, this steam powered beast was as powerful as it was noisy.
There was no need to ask Honey, what are you doing in the bathroom?
It was all well understood.
Full steamspunking power from beginning to end, up to eleven.
I dont know about you, but it sounds like quite an improvement.
It also looks like it can pass as a spaceship model in a sci-fi movie.
If the Little Gold is theMacBook Pro of vibrators, this is theMagic Trackpad.
The Form 4 looks similar to it, actually, except instead of metal (copper?)
it uses medical-grade silicone and resilient polymers.
And it can actually kill aliens.
Niagara No.
1 (1954) Form 2 (2009)
The 1954 Niagara No.
Apparently, its extremely powerful because of the the resonant interference because of the intersection of their vibrations.
I just like it because I think it looks cute, like a little rabbit.
Or the Millennium Falcon.
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