This Website Automatically Generates a Response to Elon Musk’s ‘Five Things’ Email

The website, calledOPM Reply, was recently featured onr/FedEmployeesand is pretty bare-bones.

OPM reply is for workers who are too busy accomplishing things to write these emails.

The more ridiculous, the more generalized the output seems to be, however.

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The oligarch has previously suggested that anyone who doesnt respond will be fired.

But maybe that doesnt matter anymore.

Every day this is allowed to continue makes Americans less safe.

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