You know that documentary crew thats been following the roommates around since 2019?
Well, theyve decided they have enough footage.
After today, theyredonefilming.
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Coming from him, it almost feels heartfelt.
Then, he announces that Guillermo is sad because the documentary is ending.
Colin Robinson suspects Guillermo will be sorry to end his secret affair with Nate, the boom operator.
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The ending of this documentary is giving him a preview of the ending of his own frail human life.
Then she drops a bombshell: this is not the first time the groups been filmed for a documentary!
(He also grabs his witch-skin hat on the way out.)
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Wow, is Guillermos reaction upon watchingVampires.
A lot of the stuff that happened while I was here happened… before.
Nothing changes, no one ever grows, its pointless.
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We need an ending.
It has to be good, and it has to mean something, he insists.
(The Monster gruntingly agrees: Give viewers emotional closure!)
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They have to shoot down the Guides ideaturn Guillermo into a vampirebecause we did that already, Nandor groans.
Guillermo thinks maybe they should share a lesson theyve learned, something that has helped them grow and change.
Theres also another version thats aRosemarys Babyriff.
As the other vampires tease Guillermotheyre obsessed with getting him to sing and danceNandor encourages him to express himself.
But again, thats not the last scene!
Theres an elephant in the room, and its name is Nandermo.
The former master and familiar duo share a quiet moment as Nandors getting ready to rest.
Guillermo bursts in, apologizing: he just needs one more minute.
They can still totally hang out and be friends, he says.
With that, Nandor extends a first-time opportunity: to sit in the coffin with him.
It was real all along!
What, stop leaving blood-drained corpses lying around?
They never have… and they never will.
WatchWhat We Do in the Shadows six seasons on FX and Hulu.
Update, Dec 17, 9:30 p.m.:This post was updated to include theNewhartandRosemarys Babyending jokes.
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