Have you been seeing a lot of memes this week aboutJD Vancemaking passionate love to couches?

But where did this rumor get started?

And why is it so funny?

Republican vice presidential nominee, U.S. Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH) holds a campaign rally at Radford University on July 22, 2024 in Radford, Virginia.

Republican vice presidential nominee, U.S. Sen. J.D. Vance (R-OH) holds a campaign rally at Radford University on July 22, 2024 in Radford, Virginia.© Photo by Alex Wong/Getty Images

To be clear from the outset, theres no evidence Vance has fucked a couch.

This has never happened.

So where did this meme get started?

Tweet that started the rumor JD Vance has sex with couches.

Screenshot: Twitter

It can all be traced back to asince deleted tweetby X user @rickrudescalves.

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But lets not get sidetracked.

GIF from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia showing Danny DeVito emerging from a couch.

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Were here to talk about JD Vance and the fact that he doesnt penetrate couches.

And while it took a little while to percolate, its become a widespread meme.

Weve compiled some examples of the meme below, just in case you havent seen it.

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But its pretty much everywhere at this point.

X user @Eagleman42069 shared a very good meme clearly found elsewhere on the webthat readsmy girl stupid thicc.

Or anyone whos really into couches.

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Other memes, like this one onReddit, incorporated a reference to Diet Mountain Dew.

Its not entirely clear what he meant since it was so out of left field.

Dew the couchbyu/EdStArFiSh69inPoliticalHumor

A Reddit user shared a meme that even included thelatex glovein a movie poster parody.

Elon Musk, CEO of Tesla, during a cabinet meeting at the White House in Washington, DC, US, on Thursday, April 10, 2025.

Pretty loveseatbyu/EdStArFiSh69inPoliticalHumor

X user Eric Allen Hatch turned the incident into aTwin Peaks reference.

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Then there were thephotoshopsthat suggested Vance wasnt welcome at furniture stores.

What if I pretended to be a couch?byu/semaforicinPoliticalHumor

Another solid tweet came from@pathiandc.

U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth speaks to reporters during the White House Easter Egg Roll on the South Lawn of the White House on April 21, 2025 in Washington, DC.

During his interview with Lara Trump, J.D.

Vance sings I f*cked a couch.

Its actually kinda catchy.

Pete Hegseth

This may be satire what do you think?

#CouchHumperpic.twitter.com/xBRIX7ipzn

Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets)July 25, 2024

What wouldRodney Dangerfieldsay?

No respect, I tell ya.

Donald Trump and Elon Musk speak in the Oval Office before departing the White House on his way to his South Florida home in Mar-a-Lago in Florida on March 14, 2025.

no respect, i tell ya.

And given how strange Vance is, thats not surprising.

And hes gonna find out.

U.S. President Donald Trump speaks to the media during a guided tour of the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts before leading a board meeting on March 17, 2025 in Washington, DC.

And the walls shall bleed ketchup.

Some are simpleone-linerslike jd vance: da sofa king of kings, tweeted by Illumi on Bluesky.

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