Want to see the absolute worst thing on the internet today?
Theres a video thats doing the rounds on social media showing off a new Trump-themed product.
And even if we assure you its real, youre probably not going to believe it.
TV commercial showing the singing Trumpy Trout fish, made to look like Donald Trump.GIF: Vimeo / Trumpy Trout
Its called the Trumpy Trout and its exactly what it sounds like.
They took those novelty singing fish that were so popular25 years agoand made it look like Trump.
Tacky hair and all.
And in some ways thats just our current reality.
A third of the U.S. are true believers in Trumps incredibly dark vision of the world.
But products like the Trumpy Trout are the spoonful of sugar that makes the fascist medicine go down.
Trumps schtick as a carnival barker and insult comic help mask the utter depravity of his agenda.
When JD Vance promotes the same exact policies, his audience delivers crickets because he doesnt make it funny.
The right-wing media universe is filled with so many odd products being shilled to credulous idiots.
Until you see the rallies and endless loop playing on far-right TV shows, that is.
We wouldnt recommend it, but its your money, do what you want with it.
Trumps almost certainly not going to win, given the momentum of Kamala Harris.
The vice president has a 3.2-point margin over Trump nationally in FiveThirtyEights most recentpolling average.
And her surge in battleground states is a great sign.
And all that will be left is a bunch of far-right whiners and their idiotic talking fish.
Oh, and batteries arent included with the Trumpy Trout.
Because of course, theyre not.
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